A guy goes into a bar,
> there’s a robot bartender.

> The robot says, “What will you have?”

> The guy says, “Martini.”

> The robot brings back the best martini ever
> and

> says to the man,

> “What’s your IQ?” The guy says,
> “168.”

> The robot then proceeds to talk about physics,
> space exploration and medical technology

> The guy leaves, but he is curious…

> So he goes back into the bar.
> The robot bartender says, “What will you
> have?”

> The guy says, “Martini.”

> Again, the robot makes a great martini gives
> it to the man and says,

> “What’s your IQ?” The guy says,
> “100.”

> The robot then starts to talk about Nascar,
> Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

> The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting,
> so he thinks he will try it one more time..

> He goes back into the bar. The robot says,
> “What will you have?”

> The guy says, “Martini,” and the robot brings
> him another great martini.

> The robot
> then says, “What’s your IQ?”

> The guy says, “Uh, about 50..”
> The robot leans in real close and says,

> “So, you people still happy you voted for
> Obama?”

Great video — time is a great healer, and also a bad beautician — ergo photoshop

You taught an old dog a new trick. Good info…Thanks

Two aliens, a younger one and older one, crash land on Earth. They make their way to a petrol station and find a petrol pump. The younger one addresses the pump with “take us to your leader! We come in peace” – silence – He repeats the question sternly and still gets no response. The older alien advises to let the matter go, but the young one persists ans says “Take us to your leader now or I will shoot!” The older alien again cautions the youth and strongly suggests for them to move on. Frustrated the youth blasts the gas pump causing a massive explosion.

Cool Video!
Thanks

Both aliens were blown a great distance in all directions. Eventually the older one gets to the young alien who was straightening his antennaes and brushing the soot of his body.

How did you know that it would be so dangerous? the young one asked his elder companion. The other alien replied “In all my inter-galactic travels I have learnt one thing. Any creature that can wrap its ding-dong around its shoulder twice and still stick it in its ear, is not something to be messed with.

I can’t wait to use that little trick. There are so many ways to do things in photoshop and I think I will use this a lot. Thank you for helping us.
Here is my little HA HA for your enjoyment.

CURTAIN RODS—-PRICELESS

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.

On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things..

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water.

When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods.

She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When her ex-husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell.

They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out.

Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned.

Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.
Nothing worked!!!

People stopped coming over to visit.. Repairmen refused to work in the house.. The maid quit.

Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.

A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house.

Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls.

Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

The ex-wife called her ex-husband and asked how things were going.

He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house.

Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day.

She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.

A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home……..

And to spite the ex-wife, they even took the curtain rods.